as you might have gathered, she was on well len yesterday with lady gaga and ellen offered a responsible alternative to a meat dress. >> it has many interpretations. but for me this evening is if we don't stand up for what we believe in, if we don't fight for our rights, pretty soon, we're going to have as much right as the meat on our bones. >> i have a suggestion -- this is just a suggestion. the next time you want to pose in a bikini somewhere -- >> that's fabulous! oh, it's kale. it's kale. >> a kale bikini. apparently, a type of lettuce. and pita not happy with joe biden. why? he was on colbert showing hot dogs to the troops. they're mad at joe biden. >> come on! >> they say, these men and women have seen enough violence, so the nicest thing they can do is spare them from animals -- that is a delicious vegan food. >> they don't like wieners either? >> they don't! they don't. pita you can't win with peta. >>> still ahead on "way too early" while you're awake. and "morning joe" just minutes away. dancing there? flying there? how about eating soup to get there? delicious campbell's sou